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What Paris waiters say about tourists

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40th anniversary in Paris. For 40 years my French was "bonjour" and a thumbs up, and Paris waiters were very polite about it. This time I pressed the button and spoke English; it said my words out loud in French, then his answers back to me in English. Julien is from Lyon, hates the tourist menu, and sent us to his cousin's bistro. Linda calls it the best meal of our marriage. Want to know what waiters really say about tourists who can't understand them? Read this. 9,700+ orders since July. Fall Sale, 30-day money-back guarantee. (Dramatization. Individual experiences vary.)