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The Only Foundation For Women 50+

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I was renewing my license and the woman behind the counter held my old photo up next to my face and told me she couldn't take it. She said the woman in that picture is fifty-five and you're not. I told her I am fifty-five. She said look at the lines around the mouth in this photo, they're not on your face. I said that's because I fixed them. It got loud enough that an officer walked over. She looked at the photo, looked at me, and told the other woman it's her, look at the eyes. Then she asked me what I'd done. Surgery. B0t0x. Fillers. A laser. No, no, no, no. So she asked if it was a cream. The La M3r? The Estée Iauder everybody buys at the mall? I told her I've owned all of it. Twenty-three products. I counted them once and then stopped, because counting them was making me feel insane. Not one of them did a thing. Then I put a plain white tube on the counter and said that one. She said that's just foundation. And that's the whole trick, because it was never my skin. It was every foundation I ever put on it. Every one of them is one fixed color, mixed in a factory for somebody else's face, so it can't really match you. It just sits on top, turns orange by noon, and sinks into every line you've got. For nine years I was painting myself older every morning and calling it my age. She didn't believe me, so I swiped it down one side of her face right there. She looked in the little mirror on the counter and went quiet. One side glowing. The other side exactly how she walked in. Then she turned around and told them to stamp my paper. It's the Luxe Color Changing Foundation. Thirty days, money back. They sell out constantly, so if the link below still works, they've just restocked. ↓