The Tallowed Truth

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WTF is F-Balm? Glad you asked: It’s the non-woke, non-vegan, pro-freedom skincare you’ve been searching for - even if you didn’t know it. (No, this isn’t a joke, we’ve served over 25,000 raving customers ;) What is a non-woke tallow brand, you ask? Well, it basically means we’re not communists. We don’t think higher taxes will change the weather. And we don’t believe in 14 different genders (there are two). The point is there’s no BS in our marketing or in our products. We make real personal care products from beef tallow. This brand is about traditional values our products are made with traditional ingredients. Some people call that extreme, we just call it normal F-Balm (short for Freedom Balm) because during cov*d the government tried to take all our freedom away and inject stuff into us…..so we wanted to make something that was part of the freedom movement and also an F-you to big pharma and the liberal government. So Freedom-Balm was born. Cool thing is it works for like a thousand different things, from helping people look younger to fixing acne, to soothing rashes and red spots, to even helping scars and burns heal faster. We use triple-purified beef tallow from independent ranchers so rich in nutrients and has pretty much ZERO beefy smell. This is a family business and we work together to make these products, market them and ship them right to your door from Tallowed Truth HQ in Ontario. This is not some pop-up brand from China; this is a real business, selling real products made from real ingredients. If you read this far, then hopefully you want to buy some F-Balm. You can support our brand and get the best tallow product in the world by clicking the link below. I can pretty much guarantee it’s gonna make you look better and feel better if you try it. And if you don’t like it, we will refund you every cent. Get your F-Balm here >>