IMPOSSIBREW Co.

The beer that chills you out, without the alcohol

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"The man in this photo is 52." "I am 52." "You're not 52. Look at the face in this photo. That's not your face." "Because I sorted it." "You can't sort that." "I've been stood in this queue an hour and a half." "I can't verify this document." "Verify what? My own face?" "Get your supervisor, then." "It's not him." "Gary, it's him. Look at the photo." "Go on, then. What did you do? You've had something done." "No." "Weight loss stuff. My wife's mate's on it." "No." "Gym? Marathon? You've gone vegan?" "No." "Then you've packed in the drink." "Yeah, I've stopped drinking." "That's it? You just stopped?" "Yeah, but I still drink beer." "Then it's one of them alcohol-free ones. The green one?" "No." "I spend 40 quid a week down The Crown and I don't look like you. What is it?" "I tried every alcohol-free one going. None of them were quite there. Tasted of nothing, did nothing, and by Friday I was back on the proper stuff. Years of that." "That says alcohol-free." "Those are awful." "Not that one. Every one of them other ones is just beer with the alcohol taken out. Nothing in it. So you're sat there Friday, still wound up, and by the third one you're on the proper stuff. This one's got 60% fewer calories than a normal beer, and it's the only one that still gives you that calm, relaxed feeling of a drink, without the alcohol." "What if it doesn't work on me?" "Then send it back. They refund you." "What's it called?" "IMPOSSIBREW." "Welcome home, Steve." Steve used to be just like Gary. He went to the gym, he ate well, he did all the right things. But what he didn't realise was that the couple of pints every night were setting him back. Then he switched to IMPOSSIBREW. 60% fewer calories than regular beer. The only one that chills you out, without the alcohol. Gluten-free, and gold at the World Beer Awards. Click the link below and try it. If you don't like it, just send it back within 30 days. No questions asked.