Meta Ad By Sabri Suby

Look at this donkey. Now back at me. Now back to the donkey.

This donkey is your business. It's ugly, tired and leaves your life with nothing but the scraps. Instead, your business could be like me, a small, strange man who flexes his abs and volunteer work with children on LinkedIn just to get new clients.

But seriously, if you want more clients, customers and sales and any same person could possibly handle, then listen up. Throwing a business is hard. Really fucking hard.

Harder than this guy's balls. It's like sticking a ghost pepper up your ass and walking barefoot on a trailer Lego, especially when you approach it like most people do. Through trial and error, by hoping and praying, constantly worrying about where your next customer will come from.

Stressed and sleeping like a teething toddler. Should I start a podcast? Post on LinkedIn five times per day.

Run some ads. Or document my whole flipping life on Instagram for 11 likes and zero leads. Somebody please clip my fingernails too short and dip them.

in lemon juice. Most entrepreneurs have a bad case of shiny object syndrome. Mixed with a scoop of ADD and a sprinkle of I can do everything.

And then they end up doing a little bit of this and a little bit of that. Soon they're tearing their hair out with all the things they have to do. I call that shit show a rat's nest.

Also known as hell, it's hot and muggy there. I'd rather be zipped up in a sleeping bag and swung against a tree than operate a business that way. But this isn't about me.

It's about you. So if you're sick of cold-damming strangers running 50-piece Frankenfunnels, chat bodd, or begging for business, and you want more, more money, more freedom, more row-ass. More business class flights to places the result and more sand between your toes.

Hey, I've got good news. Soon you'll be waking up to an inbox that's bursting with eager to buy leaves. That consistently and predictably convert into more new clients than any sane person could possibly handle.

And you won't have to spend your weekend worrying about work anymore. Okay, I'm gonna lose you right now unless I give you something of value. So here it is.

Your prospects don't believe a single word you're saying. They've already been promised the same thing a hundred times and been burnt to a quiz. Their newsfeed is littered with ads all saying the same shit.

What you want to be doing is treating your prospects like a paying client before they give you a fricking razoo. That's right, sweet cheeks. You need to leave them better than you found them.

Unless you enjoy wasting your money on shitty ads to get a mediocre ROAS that only keeps you poor. People are skeptical as shit. You need to prove that you can help them.

actually helping me. Because screaming irresistible offers at them louder than the competition ain't gonna cut it. That means making your ads, offer and funnel valuable in themselves.

just like I'm doing right now. This positions you as the only viable solution. Without it, customers just won't give a fuck about your offer.

They'll just keep scrolling and be annoyed at seeing yet another crappy ad. You need to make people question what they're doing right now to solve this problem. We do it using something called the magic lantern technique, which is just one of the eight secret strategies outlined in my $7.

8 billion unicorn funnel. A secret blend of 11 client getting herbs and spices that convert like crazy. It's like giving your bank account a hug.

But I can't just promise you customer getting magic because you wouldn't believe me, right? That's why I want to prove it to you. By sending you a free copy of my best-selling book.

It's got 6,000 5-star reviews. And show anybody how to write Google and Facebook ads that practically force people to click them and buy. How to generate thousands of Itchy to Buy leads per month for just a couple of bucks a pop.

Where to find the best clients and hyperactive buyers online. This is likely the last place for advertising. And how to make love to your partner so good.

Okay, you get the picture. But seriously, it's like giving your business a bubble buff. And all you've got to do is gently caress the link below to get your free copy today.

Or instead, you could keep enjoying nervous diarrhea and crying in the shower. from dealing with the never-ending shit show of rising ad costs, poor conversion rates and an income that's a feast one month and a famine the next. I don't care if you run an e-com or a lead-gen business, unless you hate money and think that things couldn't be any better in your business, then just hit the damn link and pick up your free copy today.

Sell like crazy, figuratively, not clinically. Side effects of purchasing this book might include stupidly high row ads, lead so cheap, they feel illegal, awkwardly long hugs from your account and a schedule with nap time blocked out. No animals will harm in the production of this ad except for the this one chicken who had his feelings hurt, he'll be fine.

And no, this book will not walk your dog, pay your taxes or make you a billionaire overnight. Use some common fucking sense.